Nevada Secretary Of State Announces Alien Invasion

This is no premature pesce d’aprile joke. Yesterday, the Nevada Secretary of State actually issued a media advisory announcing “A Twenty-Foot-Tall Alien Invades Secretary of State’s Office.”  Nevada is, after all, home to the famous government facility at “Area 51″ and/or “the operating location near Groom Lake” (See Doe v. Browner, 902 F.Supp. 1240, 1248-49 (D. Nev. 1995).